*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread
been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair
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This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍
i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy
If my beloved mutual needed to reblog a thing 25 times then by all things sacred I am going to read it once and then scroll past it 24 times as they intended me to!
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself
stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.
stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you
nurturing this post while it's young
supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.
Going so absolutely crazy over Nimona as a character because she's so, so fucking smart. And it's hard to see her intelligence over the chaotic demeanor that we're shown throughout the whole movie. But she's so smart. Because she appears to take on the abilities of whatever creature she turns into, like how a bird flies or how a fish breathes beneath the water. She can do that, she knows she can do that, she's known for over a thousand years what she's capable of. And when that cannon was aimed towards the city, she knew she would die if she stopped it. She knew it would kill her. So she turned into a Phoenix. Not a dragon, not a rhinoceros, not anything else. A Phoenix. A creature known for one thing; rebirth.
Nimona knew she would come back.
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
